By Dave Ellis
Have you ever donated blood? I have. Lots of it. Most of it intentional. I figure it’s one of the only ways to give community service while relaxing in a chair.

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By Dave Ellis
I smell…(pause)…with my nose. I hope you didn’t think that I smell, even though I do, with my nose. Glad I cleared that up. I realize that last month I spoke about sneezing, so for the record, I won’t make this a monthly nose article. But please indulge me this month.

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By David Ellis
Every four years my allergies reappear, just like the Olympics. They used to be twice a year, just like Conference. But now I’ve built up immunity to whatever foreign objects roam this valley (tourists?). For some reason the fourth year still beats me.

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By Dave Ellis
I have an old truck. I could go on about how it’s just like me, but you would be expecting that. So instead I’m going to use a chart to show the differences, just to throw you off.

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by Dave Ellis
Last week my five year old daughter beat me at boxing. No, we didn’t box in real life (hopefully I would have the weight advantage there). We boxed on our video game system, the Wii. Unless you’ve been sequestered for the past three years by now everyone should know what a Wii is.

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